A Hairy Pact

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A3, b/w 2-sided folding, English language.

“I am completely normal. Normal to the extreme. My life is programmed so as to have no unexpected events. I spend seven hours a day at home. The rest of it I spend at the office, gym and in restaurants. Nothing is dirty. Everything impeccable. My house as well as my body. I shave in the shower every day and clean the apartment before leaving. I do it for my own benefit. I never have guests. I don’t like guests.

A few days ago, I found a large black hair in the refrigerator. Today I found another in the hall. I remembered the check out girl in the supermarket with her long hair and her powerful tits. Both of these hairs must have snuck into my basket during the last purchase. Yesterday my co-worker at the office insisted in investigating what happened. I regretted having told him about it. Now I have started seeing my perfect little cabin with different eyes: was this rug under the sofa o under the main table in the living room?

This morning I left a video camera hidden in my flat. I have by now watched 17 hours of video in 17 minutes with fast forward. Something I believe to be a woman appeared. She is wearing a white robe and has large hair on her head and face, hair that cover her down to her knees. She comes out of the air conditioner aperture, located above the library shelf in the hall. She lit candles and took rodents and insects out of her pocket, babbling something incomprehensible. She ate some left-overs from the kitchen and went back into her hiding place.

Surely she by now knows that I know of her existence. I’m not sure what to do. I don’t like guests, but I like the police even less.”